Author Archives: Erando

Teaching time

&#034If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.&#034 -Derek Bok

My meeting with Terry McCammon over at SMWC went well Tuesday. I asked my random questions such as &#034Who do I call if I get sick one day?&#034 or &#034Where&#039s the bathroom?&#034 Continue reading

I married a madman.

&#034We are all born mad. Some remain so.&#034 -Samuel Beckett

Ian and Photoshop are dangerous. Anyone remember the crazy picture of my nephew grafted onto goat legs then superimposed trick-or-treating in a hall in the Vatican? Continue reading

Happy birthday, Kitty!

&#034A dress has no purpose unless it makes a man want to take it off.&#034 -François Sagan

First off, I have to say &#034Happy birthday&#034 to Kitty who is 6 today. I gave her her present of Tuna Feast, a flavor of Fancy Feast cat food. Continue reading

I’m an adjunct!!

&#034Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.&#034 -Mark Twain

I&#039m going to teach!! I&#039m going to teach a college class! Continue reading

Oh yeah, just remembered

&#034That was the day I learned that there&#039s no way you can remove your head from another girl&#039s crotch in a nonchalant manner.&#034Questionable Content

Just a quick note to say that I&#039m going to be gone this weekend. I couldn&#039t remember if I mentioned that on the page yet this week or not. Continue reading

La de da

&#034Slang in a woman&#039s mouth is not obscene, it only sounds so.&#034 -Mark Twain

Yeah, I really don&#039t have any purpose in writing right now. I haven&#039t done anything spectacular. Continue reading

The weekend at the sister’s

&#034Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.&#034 -Will Rogers

It was rather spur-of-the-moment that I went to my sister&#039s place this weekend. Were it not for the getting of the mom-mobile last week, I wouldn&#039t have gone because the husband worked all weekend, and I wouldn&#039t have had the means of getting over there. Continue reading

I own a car.

Well, technically, it&#039s a van, a &#03992 Dodge Grand Caravan the color of black cherry candles, but it&#039s still a vehicle, the first I&#039ve ever owned. That actually hit me about twenty minutes into the drive home with it from Loogootee: I own it. Continue reading