Sometimes I have moments where I realize what I’m doing or experiencing is just completely random and bizarre. Normally the things that are completely random or bizarre are just in my head or things I’ve said, but today it’s what I’m actually doing. I’m watching Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (where a martian was just woken up with a tickle raygun) on my laptop while playing Pokémon Diamond trying to level up a level 22 Shieldon to a level 30 Bastiodon so I can get some free pokéballs from the newspaper writer in Solaceon Town. All I need now is to have a marching band parade down the street or for door-to-door religion salesmen to swing by.