My page is already green and has shamrocks on it, so I don&#039t feel the need to alter it for the holiday. I probably won&#039t be drinking any green beer tonight, but that&#039s okay because I need what little hand-eye coordination I have to try and beat Katamari Damacy. I&#039m soooooo close. The idea behind the game is that the King of the Cosmos was on some drug trip and accidentally destroyed all the stars. As his son (who stands at about 3&#034 tall), you&#039re supposed to roll things up on a ball called a &#034katamari&#034 so that the King can send them into space to replace the stars. Every level requires larger and larger katamari to replace the bigger stars and constellations. I&#039ve gotten really far, and last night I got the mission to replace the moon, trying to make the katamari 300m in 25 minutes! I got close. I got up to 283m, but got stuck on some islands which slowed me down. So that&#039s the goal for my St. Patty&#039s Day. Don&#039t wish me the luck of the Irish because everyone ought to know that that was meant ironically because the Irish&#039s luck is the worst. How about &#034break a leg&#034 &#039cause if I really do, that means more time at home playing Katamari Damacy. 🙂 Okay, okay, I&#039m lame. Time to go to work. Happy St. Patty&#039s Day!

Posted: March 17 ♣ 2005, at around uh, half past seven in the morning.