I swear…

…and in abundance. Though right now my swearing has taken a back burner to the intense irritation that is pent up inside right now because I&#039m fairly certain that if anything else goes wrong this week, I&#039m going to be forced to set fire to quite a lot of stuff and/or shoot myself in the head. Yeah, my week has been that great, and it&#039s only @#$%^&* Monday.

I suppose, however, that the decline of my mood didn&#039t start today, so I should clarify that it started Saturday. Yes, I&#039m still thrilled to have Squeak Fisch, and no (for all you @#$%^&* freaks out there who keep @#$%^&* asking), my cat did not eat it. Kitty and Squeak get along great. Kitty sits in front of Squeak&#039s tank and stares at him, and Squeak swims back and forth in front of Kitty and watches her. That&#039s it. End of story. Stop making retarded &#034jokes&#034 about my cat eating my fish because I don&#039t appreciate them and I don&#039t find them humorous.

Well, I guess that was part of why my weekend sucked. The rest of it&#039s really long and drawn-out, but let&#039s just say that alcohol makes people not only stupid but downright fucking assholes and that an inkpen in the dryer makes white clothes all spotty. Blue spots. It&#039s a pretty shade of blue, mind you, but they&#039re still on clothes that shouldn&#039t have them there.

Eh, fuck it. Writing this out isn&#039t making me feel any better either. I need chocolate. And a nap. And quite possibly a really huge knife or some explosives. Hmm. Fire. I think I&#039ll go burn something now.

Posted: September 13, 2004 at 6.