A five-foot tall cardboard advertisement for a Motorolla GPS system. You can't see that she's also holding a racing helmet because she's appparently a race car driver named Dannika or something. Ian got her at Radio Shack and decided Rook needed her. 🙂
Sarah
I'm disappointed, Dad!:
You didn't recognize Danika Patrick?! And I hope for a long, happy courtship, Simon, lol!
Rook
The shit I put up with…:
…of course I put you through a lot of shit as well, so it evens out.
As for what I'd do with a cardboard cut out of a five foot race car advert… well, it's a stolen idea but I find it kind of funny:
The day before school I'll put duct tape over her mouth and then put her in the the back so people can see her, much like the picture.
The next day I'll drive like that into school. When people ask what the fuck is going on I'll explain like this:
It's a Christmas present… so what?
Then when they ask why she has duct tape on her mouth I'll explain with one of these three:
1. I thought it would be funny.
2. She gets nauseous when I drive… I thought this might help…
3. She couldn't shut up long enough for me to hear my damn directions!
And I typed these while in front of her… I hope she didn't see… (bad, very bad joke…).
Simon's girlfriend:
Who is Rook's girlfriend?
Love, Dad
Hehehehe:
A five-foot tall cardboard advertisement for a Motorolla GPS system. You can't see that she's also holding a racing helmet because she's appparently a race car driver named Dannika or something. Ian got her at Radio Shack and decided Rook needed her. 🙂
I'm disappointed, Dad!:
You didn't recognize Danika Patrick?! And I hope for a long, happy courtship, Simon, lol!
The shit I put up with…:
…of course I put you through a lot of shit as well, so it evens out.
As for what I'd do with a cardboard cut out of a five foot race car advert… well, it's a stolen idea but I find it kind of funny:
The day before school I'll put duct tape over her mouth and then put her in the the back so people can see her, much like the picture.
The next day I'll drive like that into school. When people ask what the fuck is going on I'll explain like this:
It's a Christmas present… so what?
Then when they ask why she has duct tape on her mouth I'll explain with one of these three:
1. I thought it would be funny.
2. She gets nauseous when I drive… I thought this might help…
3. She couldn't shut up long enough for me to hear my damn directions!
And I typed these while in front of her… I hope she didn't see… (bad, very bad joke…).