Moving sluggishly, looking like shit, and waking up to the undead world of an evil sickness moaning… Yeah, I think I've contracted zombiïsm. It's either that or leprosy because I feel like I'm falling apart, my joints aching and wanting to come unhinged, and that everything inside is liquifying and coming out my nose or draining into my rebelling stomach. Then again, maybe it's the ebola virus since most everything seems to be liquifying and coming out of an orifice… I dunno. Technically, I've never been diagnosed with any of the three above conditions, so I really can't know for sure. What I do know for sure is that I'M FUCKING TIRED OF BEING SO GODDAMNED SICK! I mean, Jesus, I don't get sick very often, and whenever I do, it's utterly miserable because I have no idea what to do about it to make it go the fuck away. It's pissing me off 1) because of the constant pain which alternately attacks my head or my throat so that I can't swallow or speak, 2) because I can't effing sleep through the night without waking up due to reason 1, 3) because it has been going on for over a week now thus causing me to suffer far longer, and 4) because it's a fucking illness! Who in their right mind enjoys being sick?! It fucking sucks! Until either the weather gets better (haha, it's nearly winter) or until I get fucking better, don't expect anything cheery to come out at this end because the only thing that has been coming out is yellow-green snot and coughing. Blech. Stupid flu.
Posted: December 7, 2004 at seven.
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Addendum::
I've decided that perhaps the model for zombies in many movies comes from people with head colds. Listen to a person with a head cold get up in the morning then watch a zombie movie. Striking similarities.
hmm:
maybe you need a helping of some brains to eat?
Hmm, brains…:
Well, that is an idea… Dunno if it's a good one or a practical one, but it is an idea. Are you offering? 😉
well:
sure, go ahead and eat Ian's brain. I'm sure its chock full of Ian goodness