Attention! Halloween has been long known as a holiday where vandals terrorize the streets with pumpkin smashing and egging, but this Halloween weekend has seen a new form of vandalism: People TPing!

The toilet-papering of houses, trees, and front yards in general has been well documented, but this latest craze has only just begun to take foothold in society. Here we see this instance of vandalism at Jennifer Ringwald&#039s bridal shower:

This poor girl was only one of the many TP victims in attendance. Evidence was found, however, that leads to the suspicion of guilt concerning two party-goers, seen here with partially-used roll of toilet paper and yet no toilet in sight:

These seemingly sweet middle-aged women may not have acted alone as one of them was seen at the scene with another woman who may very well have been an accomplice in this heinous act of vandalism:

Judges are not ruling out the possible influence of drugs on this crime. A large amount of legal stimulants were found at the scene in the form of punch and cake, shown here to be very large and quite sugary:

This large amount of sugar might have had an adverse effect on the vandals, leading them to act out in destructive ways against the other guests of the bridal shower.

Was this an isolated event? Will other people suffer the same TP fate as the party-goers at this happy bridal shower? Will this trend continue into the future where not even pets are safe from Halloween vandalism? We will all have to wait until next Halloween for our answers.

Posted: October 31, 2004 at ten after noon. Happy Halloween!