Being sick when you’re me is fascinating. First of all, the higher the fever, the less my brain functions. For instance, about 10% of all my daily conversations are pointless, random drivvel (though some would bump that number up to closer to 30% or even 50%). When I have a fever, the percentage of craziness jumps up to about 75% to 90%. Really high fevers bump it up to about 99%. At any rate, I’ve been sick for a while now and have spent the past couple days trying to get rid of this stupid fever/headache/sore throat/general achiness. I guess it’s not all gone because I’m still at about 40% of crazy talk. Today in French class, we were talking about foods. Without much hesitation (or thought) I mentioned both ham cake and a chocolate omelette. Mmm, right? Yeah, that’s what the class thought too. Looks like I need more sleep…and more cold medicine.