Simon’s up for the week, and we hit the Lushbaugh’s to play games, enjoy BBQ chicken, and fireworks. We played some paper telephone (to be scanned in eventually) during dinner, and afterwards we played with the random comic maker. I chose two from everyone (except Jamie who picked three comics to post) and have decided to put them up for everyone’s amusement. The titles list the person who drew the comic. Enjoy!
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| 1. “I’m the happiest jack-o-lantern in the world.” | 2. “I love my house…” | 3. “My deadly goldfish…” | 4. “…and my family.” |
| Simon | |||
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| 1. The super heroes are having a busy day… | 2. …of working on their theme song (Batman theme song in background) | 3. …Superman runs to the store for ingredients for tacos… | 4. …the ranch sauce was really glue. |
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| 1. My car sucks. | 2. So I bought a tank. | 3. Someone stole my dice. | 4. I blew up their boat with my tank. |
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| 1. Jacks are boring. | 2. So I turned to pills. | 3. Then hooked up with a hot folk singer. | 4. We were killed when a tornado hit our trailer. |
| Twila | |||
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| 1-4. At the October strawberr fest, where we all chopped down trees and celebrated with confetti and balloons, forget smashing pumpkins, we smashed computers. | |||
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| 1-4. My art project won me a first place trophy. Believe it or not, I’m in first grade and ride a chicken to school. | |||
| Jim | |||
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| 1. Dinner last night was something else. | 2. I didn’t eat because I was too busy staring at the queen’s tits. | 3. Then the king noticed that I was checking her out. | 4. Pretty colors! |
| Jim | |||
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| 1. Where’s Joe? He isn’t at his desk… | 2. An empty coffee cup…He must be going to the coffee shop. | 3. Hey, there’s his car. Parked in front of… | 4. Joe! What the hell are you doing drinking water in the whore house? |
| Jamie | |||
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| 1. It’s naked time! | 2. How did this girl get into my bed? She’s only seven! | 3. I better go to church and repent my sins. | 4. Everybody’s forgiven at Christmastime. |
| Jamie | |||
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| 1. I hate children. | 2. I cut them up with scissors and smash them with rocks then wrap them in paper. | 3. Buddha laughed because he thought it was funny. | 4. That was bad karma. He was reborn as a turtle. |
| Jamie | |||
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| 1. I got a new house with some co-ed roommates. | 2. We found out it was full of killer spiders. | 3. My hot roommate was afraid of them. | 4. I hoped I could use that as an excuse to screw her somehow. |
You know…:
It just occurred to me that the image in the last story is an ant, not a spider. durrrrrr
Hehe:
That's okay. Mike had written in a wrong number so his tornado came up as a scuba diver on the computer! Pretty funny that way too. 😉
Ha!:
Have fun with Simon! I totally need to do this comic thing with my kids.
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Thou shalt continue to play this game, so sayeth the Queen Spider.
Simon & BBQ chicken?:
Did you get Simon to eat BBQ chicken?
Love, Dad
Um, no.:
Simon didn't eat any BBQ chicken. In fact, I was going to bring hot dogs along for him but forgot. He ended up eating chips, corn, peas, and an olive. Yeah, just one olive. He's kinda weird, after all. 🙂