Water

I wonder how much water is in an apple, a banana, a head of lettuce, two cups of tea and two cups of instant Lipton Cup-A-Soup. No wonder I have been in and out of the bathroom all morning and afternoon. Can we spell “hydrated”? Apparently I can ’cause I just typed it. 🙂 I don’t know if I should get anymore to drink, but I really want a Mello Yello. Dilemmas, dilemmas. Dammit, I have to pee again.

7 thoughts on “Water”

  1. Holly

    Mmm…:

    Don't you hate that? You could always try dehydrating yourself by drinking alcohol or eating handfuls of flour… or maybe mix the two!

  2. Miller

    Technically:

    I'm sure you could heat the entire concoction up to about 1000 degrees, let all of the water explode out of it, and then capture all the water vapor and measure it. But you're too lazy– aren't you– to go the extra mile for science.

  4. Lushbaugh

    you could:

    simply run that stuff through a dehydrator. Jamie has one. Or you could use the gallagher scale and see how well they explode when hit with an average 10 pound sledge hammer. Record the results in Gallagers (grs). For example, 1 gallagers (1grs) would be an average watermelon explosion. Or even better pretend you never read any of our posts.

  5. Erandomandethius

    …:

    Yeah, I think if anything's gonna explode, it's gonna be my brain from all this strange psuedo-science stuff. I wonder why no one suggested I just calculate how much I pee, but I suppose everyone's too smart 'cause they know I also respire and perspire water, making the data innacurate. 🙂 You're all so uh, creative!

  6. Katie

    Yippee, science!:

    I did the whole "drink lots of liquid and then measure pee" experiement. Seriously. It was a 300 level biology lab in college. And everyone was seriously grossed out by it and I think the professor gave us all A's just to be nice.

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